Scrubs is frikkin hilarious.
Girl: I'm just so confused about this abortion.
Nurse: Who said abortion?
Girl: Look, no offense but this is not yours...or Jesus's business.
Nurse: *Brings out a small statue figuring of Jesus* Really?
Dude: *Starts hallucinating*
-Jesus: No abortions.
-Dude: Why not? I mean what if there are problems with the family?
-Jesus: Look, how clear do I need to make this? No abortions. It's in the rules you got that?
-Dude: But what about if the family is into drugs and that if the baby is born they are just going to end up hurt and in a lot of pain and trouble?
-Jesus: Oh well in that case...sure.
-Dude: Really?
-Jesus: NO ABORTIONS! What's it going to take to get that through your head?
*A few minutes later*
Girl: What if we aren't ready? I mean we have sort of just rushed into this relationship.
Dude: Well you know, I guess we could check to see how compatible we are. We could see about sex first?
Girl: That's a great idea! We can make a list of pros and cons about having this baby and if we are a right match for each other.
Dude: *Drags her over to this closet and they both come out a few minutes later*
-Jesus: What were you two just doing? I don't see a wedding band!
Dude: *Picks up the statue and yells for the nurse*
"Hey! What's your Jesus doing over here?"
6/14/2009, 17:38
